my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him
I really don't know what I'm doing here. I pretty much just reblog whatever catches my fancy.
These things would be: Tom Hiddlestion, Benedict Cumberbatch, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avatar the Last Air Benber, tiny cute little animals, Dan, Chris, Phil, PJ, and any sort of art. And other things too but I can't think of them at the moment.
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
what the hell is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
- mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
- me: centuries
my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake